*WHOOP* *WHOOP* Pull over, shame police!
Not quite. Try again. it creates serious difficulty in day-to-day
and long-term functioning.
No. Wrong. The world is the problem. Human expectations of sky-high social norms is the problem. I can't gather the motivation to practice any
skill that I'm not already naturally good at,
even when I really really want to be good at
that skill.
Symptom of the universe. Most people really want to be good at things, but just flop through life like a fish out of water. The world is mostly like this. Similarly, I can't take care of pets, or even
plants;
Yeah. That's normal! I have chit chatted with so many pet owning city dwellers who have explained to me how stressful having a dog is, to the point of taking valium. My mom killed plants regularly throughout my childhood, and still does. It's a hobby. That's how it works. I can't be anywhere on time;
No one can. It's not a disease. Punctuality is actually hard. It requires serious dedication. That's why it garners high degrees of respect. and I forget at least one thing I absolutely
need to bring with me every time I leave the
house.
Yes. Normal. So normal, that stand up comedians earn millions of dollars helping people realize how normal that is. People don't laugh at those jokes because they're fraught with bizarre and alien concepts. $500 etching fee, and the saleperson
re-etched the VIN in the car windows
over the top of the VIN already etched
in the car windows.
Wait. What?
Much disdain! Such taboo!