What is the best programming dad joke?
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I’d tell you a joke about UDP but you might not get it.
I'll tell you a joke about TCP. If you don't get it I'll tell you again.
Well then repeat it again, slower and slower, until I get it.
you might not get it
but
i'd tell you a joke about UDP
but
i'd tell you a joke about UDP
The 2 hardest problems in CS are: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
A programmer I once knew decided to quit because he didn’t get arrays.
There are 10 types of people, Those who understand binary and those that don't.
The best place to keep programmer dad jokes is in a dadabase. Like this one:
A programmer is sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer returns home with 13 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”
A programmer is sent to the store by his wife. His wife says, “Get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen.”
The programmer returns home with 13 gallons of milk and says, “They had eggs.”
Q: How many Prolog developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yes.
A: Yes.
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don't C#
Because they don't C#
A DBA walk-ins into a bar and joins two tables together
Next year will be the year of Linux!
Next year wil be the year of Linux on the desktop.
(It's already largely conquered every other environment, from supercomputing clusters to SBC.)
And keeping this on topic:
"What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."
(It's already largely conquered every other environment, from supercomputing clusters to SBC.)
And keeping this on topic:
"What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."
Yes, your right on that!!! I forgot "the desktop".
I would edit it, but then your comment wouldn't make sense.
BTW, just to clarify, I use Linux as my main desktop everyday and I do recommend it to everyone, but Linux as mainstream desktop is still a (bad) joke. Lol
BTW, just to clarify, I use Linux as my main desktop everyday and I do recommend it to everyone, but Linux as mainstream desktop is still a (bad) joke. Lol
Q: Why do programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?
A: because 31 (oct) = 25 (dec)
A: because 31 (oct) = 25 (dec)
This is my favorite so far
!false
It's funny because it's true
It's funny because it's true
A web developer walking into a bar and leaves when she doesn't like the table layout
Q: What do you call an idle server?
A: A waiter.
A: A waiter.
CPU1: How many humans does it take to count to 63,235,965,678?
CPU2: Can they use their toes?
A programmer's significant other tells them, "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
git few here https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes
Unfortunately these jokes only work if you git them.
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What's the only way to generate a truly random string?
Ask a Windows sysadmin to exit VIM.
Ask a Windows sysadmin to exit VIM.
Wait, I've got the ultimate programming dad joke (ok... Maybe this qualifies more as fake news, but still funny):
"Programmers just release a stable version of GNU's the Hurd!"
Now, let's see who votes for this joke. Ah ah ah ah
"Programmers just release a stable version of GNU's the Hurd!"
Now, let's see who votes for this joke. Ah ah ah ah
wait, how do i get a "minus 1" point? I didn't even thought that was possible!!! ahahaha
Was that such a bad joke?! ahahahahah :)
Was that such a bad joke?! ahahahahah :)
A: Because they had constant arguments.