Everything evolves in digitality, and deconstructs in logic.
Tired of filters that make everyone look like a glazed donut? Same.
Yan is not another beauty app. It's a digital chaos engine that treats your pixels like they owe it money. We don't enhance photos — we interrogate them at the binary level until they confess their true nature.
[What We Actually Do]
• Luma Stretch: Grab your image by its light and shadow, then yeet it into oblivion. Speed lines included.
• Pixel Sort: Let gravity do art. Pixels fall, colors cascade, Instagram influencers cry.
• RGB Shift: That drunk 3D glasses effect, but on purpose. Your eyes will thank us. Or sue us.
• Block Jitter: Ctrl+Z had a nightmare. This is what it dreamed.
[Why Yan?]
Because "vintage filter #47" is not a personality. Because glitch is not a bug — it's a feature. Because sometimes the most beautiful thing you can do to a photo is break it.
Warning: Side effects may include artistic awakening, filter addiction withdrawal, and an uncontrollable urge to deconstruct everything.
Tired of filters that make everyone look like a glazed donut? Same.
Yan is not another beauty app. It's a digital chaos engine that treats your pixels like they owe it money. We don't enhance photos — we interrogate them at the binary level until they confess their true nature.
[What We Actually Do] • Luma Stretch: Grab your image by its light and shadow, then yeet it into oblivion. Speed lines included. • Pixel Sort: Let gravity do art. Pixels fall, colors cascade, Instagram influencers cry. • RGB Shift: That drunk 3D glasses effect, but on purpose. Your eyes will thank us. Or sue us. • Block Jitter: Ctrl+Z had a nightmare. This is what it dreamed.
[Why Yan?] Because "vintage filter #47" is not a personality. Because glitch is not a bug — it's a feature. Because sometimes the most beautiful thing you can do to a photo is break it.
Warning: Side effects may include artistic awakening, filter addiction withdrawal, and an uncontrollable urge to deconstruct everything.
Your camera roll will never be boring again.