Just a thought, but the party closer to the ruling parties of nearly every other country where average life expectancy hasn't been on the decline, unlike the US.
Your example is answered with Garageband. For programming, use a language with a REPL that's light on syntax. The built-in "Notes" app is exceptional for writing poetry.
Alternatively, you could use a Mosh client, but with how fast modern phones are, it would be kind of a waste.