Shalom and welcome to NSO, your chosen spy partner. Please hold <hold music>
<ring> Hi I'm trying to kill this journa.. PLEASE WAIT FOR AN OPERATOR
<hold music>
<ring> Hi, are you there? PLEASE HOLD ... OK What's your name Sir?
..information exchanged.
OK what are you trying to do?
We are trying to kill this journalist but we are having problems getting into his phone
Did you try rebooting?
Yes.
Please reboot and turn it off for 10 seconds ..
OK sir we were able to get into his phone remotely, he's going to be at the Istanbul consulate tomorrow at 08:00. Yes his wife will be with him, waiting outside.
Thanks!
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There's no reason to be baffled. Pick any of these five reasons.
1. Because they are Israeli and beyond reproach. There is nothing more politically correct than criticizing Israel. Even radicalized incel white power Proud Boys hate Jews while loving Israel.
2. America's strongest power base are ultra-conservative christians called Evangelicals, who believe Israel will bring forth the rapture[1]
3. Because America gives Israel billions of dollars to buy arms from them (wtf?)
4. Because AIPAC spends billions of dollars buying Us politicians
5. Because the USA is the only nation which can really create sanctions or embargoes, and all American politicians' swearing in ceremony seems to have included, "Thou shall not criticize Israel, ever, for any reason, really bro"
The Talmud says that if a gentile's 0x gorges a Jew, the gentile mist compensate him. However, it conveniently leaves out any language describing if the Jew must compensate the gentile.
The Hasidic community is the worst at this. Take, for example, Joseph Prushinowski who created a fake bank and ran off with over $190,000,000 in the 1960s dollars.
It took Prushnikowski 13 years to get caught, because he choose banks run and owned by gentile. Both the hasidic community and the mossad. $190m helps buy weapons to evict a lot of Palestinians in order to turn their homes into settlements and give them to the chosen people, so who cares if he's robbing them, they're goyim.
He finally screwed up in 1998, after running successful scams in Canada, USA, Denmark, Sweden, Nederlands, England and Australia. The only reason he was caught was he decided to get greedy and steal from gentiles in Israel. Go figure.
Shalom and welcome to NSO, your chosen spy partner. Please hold <hold music>
<ring> Hi I'm trying to kill this journa.. PLEASE WAIT FOR AN OPERATOR <hold music> <ring> Hi, are you there? PLEASE HOLD ... OK What's your name Sir? ..information exchanged. OK what are you trying to do? We are trying to kill this journalist but we are having problems getting into his phone
Did you try rebooting?
Yes.
Please reboot and turn it off for 10 seconds ..
OK sir we were able to get into his phone remotely, he's going to be at the Istanbul consulate tomorrow at 08:00. Yes his wife will be with him, waiting outside.
Thanks!
Great, Sir, enjoy your beheadingk, is there anything else we can do to help? Would you mind, after this call, completing a 3-question survey to rate your satisfaction with this experience.