I keep this around in case I have to rig a trial that's not turning out how I want. It's pretty easy, most of the time anyway, to fool other lawyers with this.
This is why our nations are destined to be subsumed by a techno-fascist borderless oligarchy. We're filled with people who don't belong, don't care for or about the culture of more native folk, don't value things which may be core values to the natives, such as freedom of speech. A mishmash of cultures, none of which cares about, or often for, the substrate upon which they grow.
It's going to be an amazing time for the mercenary business these next few decades here.
Office 2000 was much better software than anything that came afterward. Even Works '98 was far superior.
Frankly though, allowing office workers to putter around with fonts, spacing, and the like is a waste of their time. Plain text should be enforced in inter-office communications and anything which needs to be sent out should also be composed as plain text and formatted with TeX into a unified corporate style.
OpenBSD defaults to turning SMT off these days because the core team is of the same opinion. Theo actually expressed a similar opinion over 15 years ago.
We used to do this by opening a port in the shield over an x-ray source and detecting it with the predecessor of digital x-ray sensors back in the lab, sending morse code.