Retiring a favourite C++ joke(ignition-training.com)

    $ gcc -xc - <<<"int main(int argc, char **argv) { long long long a; return 0; }"
    <stdin>: In function ‘main’:
    <stdin>:1:45: error: ‘long long long’ is too long for GCC

    When writing a specialization,
    be careful about its location;
    or to make it compile
    will be such a trial
    as to kindle its self-immolation.

    #include <iostream>

    using namespace std;

    class BadProgrammer {
    public:
      void yep() {
        delete this;
      }
    };

    int main() {
      auto x = BadProgrammer{};

      x.yep();

      cout << "You are a terrible engineer and should feel bad, but don't worry because this will never print." << endl;

      return 0;
    }

    int main() {
        int tobias[24] = {0,0,33};
        delete(tobias+4);
    }