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Bad Thing Insurance – Coverage for alien abduction, rogue black holes, and AGI · HackerTrans
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Despite our sincere desire to pay you fifty dollars for video evidence of a rogue black hole, our lawyer has compelled us to state the following: this is a novelty product, not a real insurance policy of any kind. It does not provide actual financial coverage, protection, or benefits.
For $5.00 USD, you receive a personalized PDF policy document covering an extraordinarily unlikely event. That's it.