Introducing 2dumb2destroy. An AI trained on all the dumbest stuff on the internet (Homer Simpson quotes, Pauly Shore screenplays, that one bodybuilding forum where they argued about how many days there were in the week, etc).
It's the first AI you don't have to fear will steal your job or overthrow humanity.
An alarm clock app raising money for Earth Justice. Simply choose a doomsday scenario, set your alarm and prepare to be awakened by bone-chilling facts about our eventual demise.
Introducing the Productivity Blocker, the first Chrome extension for blocking any website that makes you productive. Whether it’s sending an email, checking LinkedIn or brushing up on your Dutch, consider it gone, outta here, geblokkeerd (that’s “blocked” in Dutch, but try not to retain that information right now).