Why isn't good stuff like this not more upvoted, but Ross Ulbricht post are simply deleted while I can't delete my comments from 2012 (accname: mkorfmann).
Cheerio and you're fun at parties Paul, enjoy that Gin Fizz
You decide to kill Laura and escape the pain. You break her neck and run off.
You manage to hide out of the country and eventually get married and live happily
ever after
CONGRATS YOU WIN
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