stupid? probably, ...definitely. 8 months in development. Runs beautifully. Easy client on-boarding. Multiple integrations. Multi-touch attribution. Event scoring and behavioral modeling. Integrated data warehousing and identity stitching via stable identifiers and external id's. Pre-enrichment via reverse ip appends, rivals retention.com's stack. and a whole lot more. More than enough for you to go raise properly and hire a sales team.
Three months ago I couldn't code. After walking away from failed RTO, left with no liquid equity, I taught myself TypeScript and started building.
hammrCDN (https://hammrcdn.com) is an open sourced edge-based CDN where you can upload assets and get hashed URLs for consistent identity, or pull/reroute assets from other sources. Built on Cloudflare Workers. I built it initially to solve the cached asset problem. This is especially deadly for tracking pixels and other artifacts that need to be replaced quickly.
Also shipped Relayze.app (busl 1.1 webhook testing) in 4 days as a side project – both are live now. I forced myself to ship even if some aspects of the sites are still in development.
Still learning but shipping fast. Feedback welcome!