vaccines are little ufos
(that cause cancer, breast cancer testicle cancer and vagina cancer specifically). and a host of other birth mutations. article with ~25 graphs (disease rates post vaccine boom 1975) coming soon. if you dont want to wait google '4chan/sci/ archive' and search that archive ' Vaccines are devolving people?'
additionaly the sperm count avg has bombed since 1975 when they 4x'd the vaxx rate every 5 years
i tried to tell people vaccines are little ufos that cause breast cancer and vagina cancer and testicle cancer
its very scary how many disease-rate graphs go straight up since the vaccine rate was 7x'd in 1975: abortion, miscarriage, retardation, autism, deformity, vagina cancer, prostate cancer, testicular cancer, lower sperm count, breast cancer, adhd, chrons, asperbergers, spinal diseases, learning disability, parkinsons and dementia, als, alzheimers, various other learning disabilities deformities and abnormalitys
searching for a catalyst: and vaccine rate further 4x'ed in 1980, and 4x'ed in 1990, and 4x'ed in 2000
they still just laugh and say shit like that cant happen, and im making it up (article on it forth coming, with ~25 graphs)
the data was removed from reddit, hackernews, and 4chan, without reason
additionaly name recognition matters, if you can get one or two bugfixes to a big named app or company, or build an app for yourself, just one previous experience should be enough to get you a dev job because name recognition matters so much.
ask the dev team if you can try to fix a bug. if not on your own, or look through their commits and bugtracking and try to fix one or two open bugs and ask if they want the fix. eventually they will take one and you can use that on your resume to get hired
side project - get some kind of side biz/app going. literally no reason not to.
code samples - do some interviews with companies (pass out ur resume ull get code samples), complete the sample questions, verify them with someone, then put them in your github under code_samples/ to prove your coding skills
open source contribs - pick one popular app, say a rails util, or some c app, fix a single bug, and for the next 5 years claim yourself as an open source contributor to popular open source package.
these things helped me get a role, they should help transition or get a new dev role also. especially open source; fixing 2-3 bugs in an existing app (that each have hundreds of bugs) takes only 2-3 days... it will drastically help skills and credibility (and bonus: the oss community).
second tip is just write an app, buy a book, keep it as reference, but most importantly write a complete app, ask questions on irc for expert advice (freenode), and that will get you places (it did for a lot of ppl)
or fight me boxing in real life
or stfu. nerd. im totally sane. (and a good boxer and great debater, and engineer. and f* you)
google lobotomobile, then go get one plz