I once read that if you tried to read every Wikipedia article for 12 hours a day, it would take you about 42 years to finish—assuming no new content gets added along the way.
Maybe it doesn't have to be a literal small penis? Maybe it could be describing the person in such a way that it's clear they are the one being described, but then including something about the character that they wouldn't want to risk people thinking is true.
Also, a little over a month ago (if that counts as recently) I finished my re-read of The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution by Richard Dawkins. I made a submission about it too -
One thing I want is to be able to travel the world and visit certain locations known for their historic value. Visiting the Auschwitz-Birkenau Memorial and Museum, because of my interest in that period of history. This is just one example of a place I'd love to visit.
But...
As I write this I realize you're right and you don't need a million dollars for that. But I don't have enough boney to fulfill that dream either, thus, a million dollars would be nice to have.
"It is inconceivable that anyone will divulge a truly effective get-rich scheme for the price of a book. There is ample opportunity to use wealth in this world, and neither I nor my friends, nor anyone else I have ever met, has so much of it that they are interested in putting themselves at a disadvantage by sharing their secrets."
Victor Niederhoffer, The Education of a Speculator