Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)(sansbullshitsans.com)

189 pointsby ciclotrone2 anni fa38 comments

Sans Bullshit Sans (2015)

https://www.sansbullshitsans.com/

42 comments

geor9e2 anni fa

12 years earlier, there was an iteration of this idea called "Bullfighter". It didn't use clever ligatures though.

https://www.tampabay.com/archive/2003/06/14/ole-deloitte-con...

https://bullfighter.software.informer.com/1.2/

john16332 anni fa

The link about ligatures under the textbox leads to a page about selling annuities.

erik_seaberg2 anni fa

Looks like the host started returning errors after this version from 2018, and then in 2022 someone bought the domain or host and did not preserve any content.

https://web.archive.org/web/20180423125746/http://stateofweb...

ChrisArchitect2 anni fa

(2015)

Wondering if the avalanche of buzzwords since has been added

wwalexander2 anni fa

The blog post explaining the implementation[0] says the source of the buzzwords was a list “250 Buzzwords We Love To Hate” published on May 13, 2014[1].

[0] https://pixelambacht.nl/2015/sans-bullshit-sans/ [1] https://web.archive.org/web/20140516035753/http://www.ngenwo...

ChrisArchitect2 anni fa

Hm, guess not https://github.com/RoelN/SansBullshitSans

Tao33002 anni fa

I was expecting blockchain to set it off, but no.

ChrisMarshallNY2 anni fa

"Leveraging the synergy of ligatures" sets it off.

upmostly2 anni fa

Synergy wasn't replaced.

pteraspidomorph2 anni fa

I pasted the lyrics for Mission Statement by Weird Al. I got ten bullshits (including synergy) and four bullfuckingshits, which were for: globalization, downsized, and paradigm shift (x2).

greenyoda2 anni fa

Video of Mission Statement by Weird Al: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyV_UG60dD4

Song info and lyrics: https://weirdal.fandom.com/wiki/Mission_Statement

bitwize2 anni fa

I once attended an all-hands meeting at work. They literally had a lady there drawing those sort of whiteboard cartoons as seen in the Mission Statement video while the meeting went on -- and that was her entire job. Companies hire her to summarize meeting points with twee little cartoons on a (virtual at the time, because pandemic) whiteboard; and then an image is saved and made available to all attendees as part of the meeting minutes.

FranchuFranchu2 anni fa

I asked ChatGPT to craft a story to maximize the amount of bullshits. This is the result: https://pastebin.com/raw/zM9h6Cau , with 9 BSs, 36 bullshits, and 20 bullfuckingshits

Terretta2 anni fa

GPT autonomous generation sans human optimization? Paradigm shiftingly best-in-class next-gen deliverable!

hnlmorg2 anni fa

That was the first word I tried and it was censored as expected. What was the sentence you used ‘synergy’ in?

bluescrn2 anni fa

It does in all-lower-case

jakelsaunders942 anni fa

Haha, synergy was my go-to first word too. I’m still not sure what it means.

bitwize2 anni fa

It's Jem's holographic glam rock AI.

Also Greek for "working together". In corporate buzzspeak it means everybody aligned and working toward the same goal -- return on investment for our shareholders.

kmoser2 anni fa

I typed something in the box and...nothing happened. What am I missing? I tried with both Chrome and Firefox (latest versions).

zetsurin2 anni fa

Presume it's the text below, and maybe you have to have the font installed?

>Take heed! This only works if your browser supports ligatures

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osrec2 anni fa

Did you type words that are likely to be considered bullshit?

kmoser2 anni fa

That was the problem. I typed "Leveraging cloud based infrastructure" which apparently wasn't bullshitty enough.

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joelthelion2 anni fa

I wish Microsoft would set this as the default in outlook and teams...

lostlogin2 anni fa

‘New’ Teams might trigger the filter?

dang2 anni fa

Related:

Sans Bullshit Sans - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9534204 - May 2015 (16 comments)

Sans Bullshit Sans - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9111447 - Feb 2015 (97 comments)

WaxProlix2 anni fa

Also reminds me of Scunthorpe Sans (2020 and 2022)

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23131559

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=31957551

benreesman2 anni fa

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40692197

smusamashah2 anni fa

I have been using this bookmarklet which replaces all BS terminology with the word bullshit https://mourner.github.io/bullshit.js/

Its fun to see when an article lights up top to bottom with this pink shade of bullshit.

rrr_oh_man2 anni fa

Missing: batteries-included, lightweight, simple, rewritten in Rust

shever732 anni fa

…and “blue sky thinking” and anything to do with “synergies”.

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bluescrn2 anni fa

Also anything to do with 'Web 3.0'/cryptononsense and AI.

pessimizer2 anni fa

"Ideation" when not preceded by "suicidal" and especially when followed by "period," "stage" or "phase."

edit: This is a good case for including AI in a font. Maybe in the future all fonts will have AI that keeps people from saying things with them.

edit2: are we flagging for Rust slander now?

Tao33002 anni fa

[bullshit] in a font.

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educasean2 anni fa

Our lives have been bullshit sans sans bullshit sans.

HasanYousef2 anni fa

I like how “startup” gets replaced with bullshit

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Firehawke2 anni fa

Needs "do the needful" for completion's sake.

mock-possum2 anni fa

Ugh I can’t stand that one. I know it’s unfair of me, plenty of Indians use it as a totally normal phrase, but it’s just comes off as so awkward and cringy to my ears, like a parent reminding a potty-training child to use the bathroom before they have an ‘accident.’