Listeria found in Walmart meatball meals may be linked to deadly outbreak(cnn.com)
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Listeria found in Walmart meatball meals may be linked to deadly outbreak
https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/26/health/listeria-fettuccine-outbreak
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This HN title absolutely needs to be fixed; removing the "in" between "found" and "Walmart" makes it nonsensical.
to be frank, it reads like Rottingham[0] and it made me giggle a bit: "King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!"
[0] https://youtu.be/da4OEyLinRo?t=38
[0] https://youtu.be/da4OEyLinRo?t=38
Listeria found Walmart meatball meals may be linked deadly fettuccine outbreak
Never knew listeria bacteria had such investigating prowess, nor that there's a deadly transmissive disease sharing the name of the popular pasta.
I jest of course, though the current CNN headline, which isn't missing the "in", still sounds weird to me.
Never knew listeria bacteria had such investigating prowess, nor that there's a deadly transmissive disease sharing the name of the popular pasta.
I jest of course, though the current CNN headline, which isn't missing the "in", still sounds weird to me.
It's also missing a "to".
Edit: the current CNN title for me is "Listeria found in Walmart meatball meals may be linked to deadly fettuccine outbreak".
Edit: the current CNN title for me is "Listeria found in Walmart meatball meals may be linked to deadly fettuccine outbreak".
Seems I was so fascinated by the mental images the headline created I completely missed that one.
One could be dumb-found as to why something couldn’t be listeria-found.
An outbreak of … noodles?
Yeah, like Strega Nona the kids book where a magic pasta pot floods a town with pasta.
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Why is this on Hacker News?
A16z funded the listeria startup
Big fettuccini's noodly appendage is deep in the pockets of A16z
This title breaks my brain, I non-jokingly googled fettuccine to make sure I wasn't losing my mind. English is that hard for CNN?
`Walmart meatball meals may be linked to deadly Listeria outbreak.`
`Meatball meals from Walmart suspected in deadly Listeria outbreak.`
Edit: The craziest part is this has nothing to do with "fettuccine", as per the article:
"The U.S. Agriculture Department issued a public health alert late Thursday for Marketside Linguine with Beef Meatballs & Marinara Sauce sold in refrigerated 12-ounce clear plastic trays."
Was the entire article written by an LLM?
`Walmart meatball meals may be linked to deadly Listeria outbreak.`
`Meatball meals from Walmart suspected in deadly Listeria outbreak.`
Edit: The craziest part is this has nothing to do with "fettuccine", as per the article:
"The U.S. Agriculture Department issued a public health alert late Thursday for Marketside Linguine with Beef Meatballs & Marinara Sauce sold in refrigerated 12-ounce clear plastic trays."
Was the entire article written by an LLM?