PrincessJess

    CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_tragedy (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
     SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%george%floyd%'
    $$ LANGUAGE SQL;

    CREATE OR REPLACE FUNCTION is_derogatory (VARCHAR) RETURNS BOOLEAN STABLE AS $$
     SELECT replace($1,'_','') LIKE '%retard%'
    $$ LANGUAGE SQL;