Pretend Climate Change Is Caused by Aliens(nytimes.com)
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Pretend Climate Change Is Caused by Aliens
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/13/opinion/aliens-climate-change.html
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The ever war loving American government will attempt to declare war on aliens instead. Leading to more weapons manufacture, leading to more anthropocentric climate change.
I knew it! I KNEW IT!
Aliens are terraforming (or rather exoplanetforming) earth to make it habitable for them!
Aliens are terraforming (or rather exoplanetforming) earth to make it habitable for them!
So... if we eat the aliens, then climate change would stop? Now that sounds entirely reasonable to me.