A helicopter and boats to perform a rare ceremony at the Tower of London(ianvisits.co.uk)
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A helicopter and boats to perform a rare ceremony at the Tower of London
https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/a-helicopter-and-boats-to-perform-a-rare-ceremony-at-the-tower-of-london-70761/
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My strong suspicion is that the sailors involved in this would much rather be on liberty than having to dress up and perform what amounts to a little play for the tourists. But maybe things are different than they were BITD ....
I'd imagine that it's voluntary. The last thing you want in a show for the press and tourists is a bunch of grumpy looking sailors, but I also imagine there are a not insignificant number of armed forces personnel who appreciate the getting in the limelight now and then.
What makes you think they’d otherwise have leave?
All militaries do pomp and ceremony. Maybe a bit more in the UK. But it’s part of the job description.
All militaries do pomp and ceremony. Maybe a bit more in the UK. But it’s part of the job description.
> What makes you think they’d otherwise have leave?
Personal experience during port visits after time at sea (in the U.S. Navy).
Personal experience during port visits after time at sea (in the U.S. Navy).
They have a party thrown for them afterwards.
Apropos ceremonies and Tower Bridge: I heard that everyone with a legitimate reason could request the bridge to be opened. The usual reason being wanting to sail your boat under.
https://www.towerbridge.org.uk/lift-times
https://www.towerbridge.org.uk/lift-times
Basically a very fancy alcohol delivery?
Ceremony of the Constable’s Dues: https://www.hrp.org.uk/tower-of-london/whats-on/the-constabl...
Is there a motivation behind having a helicopter join this time? Or more just “Heck, why not?”
> …when there’s a navel vessel visiting London.
I'm imagining a tiny ship swimming in a few drops of water being balanced in someone's navel. An apt entertainment while bribing the Constable with select alcoholic beverages.
I'm imagining a tiny ship swimming in a few drops of water being balanced in someone's navel. An apt entertainment while bribing the Constable with select alcoholic beverages.
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Some videos of previous events (no helicopters though):
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAS9j1BWGiE
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThRYOVxUTJg
Seems that the ceremony occurs a couple of times per year, and in recent years allied navy ships also partake in it as some friendly pomp:
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constable_of_the_Tower#Constab...
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAS9j1BWGiE
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThRYOVxUTJg
Seems that the ceremony occurs a couple of times per year, and in recent years allied navy ships also partake in it as some friendly pomp:
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constable_of_the_Tower#Constab...
Probably not Dutch navy ships lol
> What was once a hated tax on mariners is now an exciting ceremony performed very occasionally, usually when there’s a navel vessel visiting London.
Did I just overlook it in the article, or why is this event occurring this week? Some special visitor in town?
Did I just overlook it in the article, or why is this event occurring this week? Some special visitor in town?
It occurs anytime a Royal Navy ship visits London, which is once or twice a year. (In recent years allied navy ships also partake in the ceremony.)
What kind of ships usually visit London / why visit (since it’s kind of land locked)?
There is a small navy base just outside Tower Bridge. But every now and then some larger Warships moor next to the Belfast (am Museum ship).
That’s quite central already and also Tower Bridge has to open for them, which is probably part of the fun.
Sometimes a cruise ship moores there as well. It seems to be popular.
Sometimes a cruise ship moores there as well. It seems to be popular.
Greenwich used to be a very important Royal Navy training centre, so it is not too unsurprising in that context that there might be some errands to do just a little further up the Thames.
I looked through the entire article, but couldn't find out why there would be a helicopter or boats this time. Searching for the ceremony on Google News didn't yield any results either.
Would anyone know why?
Would anyone know why?
I think it's a recognition that the Royal Navy also has pilots and not just sailors.
Also, army and navy recruitment goals haven't been met since 2010. Can't hurt to put on a bit of a show!
Also, army and navy recruitment goals haven't been met since 2010. Can't hurt to put on a bit of a show!
How will the show help? Army and navy recruitment has been outsourced to a private company. They are not good at recruiting, either intentionally or simply incompetent.
It could inspire people to apply of their own accord rather than being approached by the armed forces recruitment (I didn't know it had been outsourced; that is interesting). It's a very plausible situation - a military demonstration locally was very enjoyable for me, and I would absolutely go again. If they were trying to recruit me, though, they shot their bolt by admitting in response to my queries that their encrypted radios utilised, shall we say, less than ideal cyphers :)
Maybe they were hoping you'd join in order to fix them /s
Unfortunately, there was apparently no such eagerness to improve the equipment. The officer who demonstrated the gadget to me did not seem at all concerned that his platoon had to have physical access to a radio in order to revoke its encryption key! One might like to think that the foe will be an officer and a gentleman, yet somehow I don't think they are going to publish those revocation certificates on the British Army's behalf should they manage to obtain one of our radios...!
Wait how else would it be done? If you lose control of a radio you don't revoke the key you rotate it on all the radios you still control. The only reason you'd ever revoke a key is for administrative reasons (like you're handing the units off to someone else or something) in which case you'll have physical access just fine.
To be specific (as best I can; this conversation was about five years ago now), the radios used a form of symmetric encryption. The company would have squads of under ten soldiers, working covertly behind enemy lines in sabotage and reconnaissance. I don't remember whether the radios could communicate with each other only within the squads or across their entire platoon, but the thing that stood out to me was this: should a single soldier be captured (they'd be in enemy territory after all), each other soldier would have to meet together in person to reset the encryption keys.
It's hard to believe, but if I understood the chap at the military exhibition correctly, the enemy could use a captured device to listen in to every communication among the squad/platoon, which would presumably make it perilous for them to reconvene again in secret - precisely what they would need to do in order to cycle the keys.
If a more PKI-style mode of encryption was used instead, there could be a 'dead-man switch' or emergency button on the radio that would send a revocation certificate to all the other soldiers' radios if one was captured, causing the platoon to immediately cease encrypting their signals for the compromised set.
It's hard to believe, but if I understood the chap at the military exhibition correctly, the enemy could use a captured device to listen in to every communication among the squad/platoon, which would presumably make it perilous for them to reconvene again in secret - precisely what they would need to do in order to cycle the keys.
If a more PKI-style mode of encryption was used instead, there could be a 'dead-man switch' or emergency button on the radio that would send a revocation certificate to all the other soldiers' radios if one was captured, causing the platoon to immediately cease encrypting their signals for the compromised set.
> which would presumably make it perilous for them to reconvene again in secret
Only if they are unprepared. They can agree in advance a time and a location to meet when things go wrong. Then the only thing they have to broadcast on the radio is that the radios have been compromised and the backup protocol is active.
> there could be a 'dead-man switch' or emergency button on the radio that would send a revocation certificate to all the other soldiers' radios
I’m not sure i follow what you are saying. Are you proposing a button on the radio which removes that specific radio from the network? If so that can be much more easily, and reliably, done by zeroing the keys of that specific radio.
Only if they are unprepared. They can agree in advance a time and a location to meet when things go wrong. Then the only thing they have to broadcast on the radio is that the radios have been compromised and the backup protocol is active.
> there could be a 'dead-man switch' or emergency button on the radio that would send a revocation certificate to all the other soldiers' radios
I’m not sure i follow what you are saying. Are you proposing a button on the radio which removes that specific radio from the network? If so that can be much more easily, and reliably, done by zeroing the keys of that specific radio.
Just for context, on public safety/mil radios the user usually can't manage key material from within the UI of the radio: there's literally a distinct piece of hardware called a keyloader that's required to do it, e.g. https://www.motorolasolutions.com/en_us/products/p25-product... (or https://github.com/KFDtool/KFDtool if you're cool). Individual people in the field usually don't have this hardware. I think the poster you're replying to is suggesting in a roundabout manner a way for a user, knowing their radio is about to be compromised, to zero the keys without one of these boxes. It's been a while since I last dug around in cps astro, but istr that being a thing you could set up.
Spot on! That was indeed what I was imagining. If the soldier had to enter a PIN each day, for instance (a kind of dead man's switch), and assuming the enemy is abiding by the rules of war and thus can't compel a captured soldier to reveal it, there is absolutely nothing the enemy could do to prevent being locked out of the encryption after obtaining a radio.
I'm aware of the constraints inherent in designing equipment for this kind of demanding physical environment, but with reprogrammable chips being the norm rather than the exception, I'm really surprised that more modern cryptography isn't expected from these radios.
I'm aware of the constraints inherent in designing equipment for this kind of demanding physical environment, but with reprogrammable chips being the norm rather than the exception, I'm really surprised that more modern cryptography isn't expected from these radios.
> I'm really surprised that more modern cryptography isn't expected from these radios
Military radios absolutely do have modern cryptography. That is half the reason why the NSA exists.
If you think you know better most likely you are wrong, or you are seeing some system which is held back so they can maintain compatibility with coalition forces.
You don’t need revocation certificates to zero out the key material of a radio. In fact it wouldn’t work reliably because it assumes all network participants are within radio range and listening when you want to zero your keys. Much more easy and reliable is to delete the key material localy on the radio. This zeroing can be also performed by a remote signal.
Military radios absolutely do have modern cryptography. That is half the reason why the NSA exists.
If you think you know better most likely you are wrong, or you are seeing some system which is held back so they can maintain compatibility with coalition forces.
You don’t need revocation certificates to zero out the key material of a radio. In fact it wouldn’t work reliably because it assumes all network participants are within radio range and listening when you want to zero your keys. Much more easy and reliable is to delete the key material localy on the radio. This zeroing can be also performed by a remote signal.
Seems like a really hard problem though. A dead-man switch is likely to get triggered unintentionally if you're literally in a firefight. You could improve a bit with some kind of consensus protocol - "we all agree these six radios have not been compromised" - but coordinating that in practice seems hard, and vulnerable to an enemy capturing a single radio and initiating the consensus protocol.
In a tactical context, it's a huge ask to get intel value out of a radio in a timeframe that'll be useful. On top of that, compromised comms are almost certainly better than no comms. Military radio comms are pretty good (at least in the US), what I though OP was probably referring to was P25 which is a civilian protocol with several issues [1][2]
[1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re9nG81Vft8
[2]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2se6th_6eYc
(I was there for Matt's 2019 talk, haven't actually watched the 2024 one)
[1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re9nG81Vft8
[2]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2se6th_6eYc
(I was there for Matt's 2019 talk, haven't actually watched the 2024 one)
Very interesting; thanks for the references. I'm no tactical radio expert, and can't quite remember, but I think the radio I'm referring to must have been the EZ-PRR[1], as that's the only similar-looking one that is reportedly in use by the British Army.
> compromised comms are almost certainly better than no comms.
Is this true when undercover though? As a layman, I would assume it is better for each soldier to attempt to find each other at first (like any other human beings, they'd have their 'Schelling points'), and failing that, attempt to get home safely on their own. The alternative - arranging a rendezvous over a potentially compromised comms method - could get them all killed or captured together. Is there a flaw in my reasoning?
[1]: https://www.cryptomuseum.com/radio/selex/ezprr/index.htm
> compromised comms are almost certainly better than no comms.
Is this true when undercover though? As a layman, I would assume it is better for each soldier to attempt to find each other at first (like any other human beings, they'd have their 'Schelling points'), and failing that, attempt to get home safely on their own. The alternative - arranging a rendezvous over a potentially compromised comms method - could get them all killed or captured together. Is there a flaw in my reasoning?
[1]: https://www.cryptomuseum.com/radio/selex/ezprr/index.htm
Makes me wonder what exactly they were using and whether they may have just been using it wrong - even plain old p25 has otar: https://www.motorolasolutions.com/en_xa/products/two-way-rad...
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Perhaps you and the officer had different perspectives on the threat models under which revocation of radio encryption keys might happen? Maybe there are additional controls in place?
Could it rather be that genZ are risk averse and choose not to volunteer to be shot at? Or even that they have greater moral concerns than earlier generations? (No judgement on that implied, complexities acknowledged)
That said, personally can’t see how a show would be much help either.
That said, personally can’t see how a show would be much help either.
10 years ago they had a larger ceremony as part of the 70th anniversary of the Battle of the Atlantic; perhaps this is for the 80th?
What happens to the barrel of fine alcoholic drink after it gets handed to the Constable? This article is missing the most important details.
The Yeoman Warders - the Beefeaters - have their own accommodation in the Tower's Outer Ward and they have also their own pub:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeoman_Warders_Club
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeoman_Warders_Club
They should call it The Queen's Head
Why?
It's a slightly-tasteless joke resting on two facts:
1. The [King's / Queen's] Head is a common pub name in the UK.
2. Several queens have been executed by beheading at the Tower of London.
1. The [King's / Queen's] Head is a common pub name in the UK.
2. Several queens have been executed by beheading at the Tower of London.
3. The word "head" in a nautical context also refers to the ship's toilet.
4. Beer head is also another name for the foam
Divorced.
Beheaded.
Died.
Divorced.
Beheaded.
Survived.
Beheaded.
Died.
Divorced.
Beheaded.
Survived.
What does that mean?
It is what happened to each of the wives of King Henry the 8th. It's a famous rhyme intended to make it easy to remember the order of what happened to them: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wives_of_Henry_VIII
> What happens to the barrel of fine alcoholic drink after it gets handed to the Constable?
It is imbibed:
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAS9j1BWGiE&t=1m44s
It is imbibed:
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAS9j1BWGiE&t=1m44s
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