Web browsers tend to degrade a webpage rather than fail to load it. Given that every day using Chrome I'll come across a website that is having issues with rendering, it should be acceptable.
This has been attempted by many people in the past, including myself, but I'm sure that if anyone is to have a shot, it's SpottedLeaf. He's done a lot for Paper performance and is very familiar with the workings of Minecraft.
Perhaps this could be more useful if it could be fed information from a bug tracker, so it could use the context to create a meaningful (if inaccurate) commit message.
Well that's a sad state of affairs.