I don't understand the fried chicken references in the sample text. If it's a Medium Editor, shouldn't it be something like Why I Quit as Employee #X at Startup Y to Find Z.
HEAR, HEAR! The low point for me experiencing this was a pseudo-startup (really a product review blog) plastering their front page with a mandatory Facebook Connect. No, I think I'll abandon like the other 98% of your HN traffic.
I don't understand how Google's algorithm doesn't understand that when I click on a Quora link on my phone it insists I install an app I already have. That's a negative reflecting on my search experience. I would imagine the ton of immediate bounce backs could tell it that.