What will you do after printing the pdf document, send it to legal? Lawyers are not humans, right? I agree to it's good for paper not for screen, everything else is just phony.
1) quit this ecosystem completely, go to countryside grow fruits, raise animals in farm.
2) Find a software job where you are a billable resource, aka consulting. You do this for x$/h. If you are good no one will bat an eye. You don't have to deal with investor, upper management. Every month you put y hours for x*y $ no bullshit. If you smell bullshit you walk out.
I have moved to enterprise email. As long as I can prove the ownership of my domain I believe Google will try to restore my access as a paying customer.