Although the problem is with the hood latch, as with many Tesla safety recalls, the problem can be fixed with an over-the-air software patch. The new software is able to detect if the hood is open and, if so, will display a warning to the driver to alert them to stop their vehicle and secure the hood.
He asks "which one did I tell?"
His cellmate wipes a tear from his eye and says "none of us have heard that one before!"